1:
remember how my hair used to do this? ("this" meaning be all long and flowy, or whatever.) well, i finally miss it.
my sister-in-law told me that i would eventually speak those words (or type them, as it would turn out), and i didn't believe her.
so here it is:
cocomo, you're free to say "i told you so".
2:
on the 23rd day of may, this little princess had a birthday.
she turned twenty. and i have never seen anyone be so TOW-UP about the loss of their teen years.
(ebonics, by the way... they're always appropriate. except for at church. or graduation, maybe.)
nonetheless, HB, lil' kenz!
this picture is a more accurate one. you know. of her new found adulthood.
3:
mattie is off to bigger and better things, spreading the good word to fresno. in the hmong language.
you heard me.
and i will miss him dearly.
because, let's be honest...
the next time i want to go to a celebrity themed party dressed as kourney kardashian, it's not going to be so easy to find another so willing to go as my scott-disick-father-of-my-baby arm candy.
he really is such a gem.
obviously, he will be missed.
i lied.
there are four things.
4:
i'm out of conditioner. like, suuuuper out.
damn.