I'm alive! I don't write as often as I used to, but when I do, it's on my private Instagram account (that you're welcome to ...

"I think you're sort of comically great. And I thought it seemed so promising, so, I bungled it. Because that's what I do. I bu...

     "We need to have a serious talk," he says. We're in the back corner of a Sports Authority in a wealthy New Jersey suburb....

Where's that line I used to know? With love,  the one who slipped on you.

     I lay my head on his chest and pull an arm up to fuss with his shirt buttons. We each wait for the other to speak.      "So, we...

It's a weird thing to be at a point in your life where you can do anything you want, but you're stuck in squares one and two until t...

May 11, 2014 There was the gravel road, the big, white mansion, your mom in the garden, and there was me. I didn't want to come inside b...