Life in list form.

A list of things that are not going so well for me: 

1. Math 1010. It is FOR REAL out to get me. Point-

slope form can suck it and I'm serious.

2. My neighbor, Sam, is about twenty six years old

and has bleach blonde tips. I mean, ??

3. Tim Burton. He just is never one my list of people

who are doing great things for me. 

4. I'm taking a class about literature of the early Amer-

icas and it makes me want to kill myself basically every 

time I am in it. Columbus sailed the ocean blue. We get 

it. Now can we please get back to Hemingway?

5. I don't own any silk pajamas.

A list of things that are going well for me: 

1. My lyric essay class. I think I've been writing 

like a lyric essayist for, like, my whole entire life.

2. You've Got Mail. I literally use any excuse I
possibly can to watch it because it's my
favorite movie of all time. 

     Example: Today, someone made reference to 

     The Godfather, so, naturally, I put it in the DVD

player and went to the mattresses. 

3. The editor of The Statesman, my school news-

paper called me up this morning and asked if I was 

still interested in writing for them. It took everything

inside of me not to scream "HELLS YEAH!" 

because apparently that's poor form.

4. Celine Dion has a new single out. WHY ARE

YOU ALL STILL READING THIS?!

5. There's this boy.