i'll buy you a necklace. with wheels.

when you find this:

 

you are first excited that your best friend thinks like you do.

but then you do this:

 and all of that excitement has shifted. because your bank account is now empty. 

due to semi-annual sales of the devil that you shamefully worship.

but that's okay. because after every bargain bone in your body has been satisfied, 

you finish off with this: 

  and you can drive home happy, dilly bar in hand.

just like old days.

{thank you for the loveliest day, kelsey g.c.; i like you.}