it's monday, and i'm not wearing a maui blue polo. something is fishy.

this post is mostly to let you all know that i have not died. i have not given up on blogging, nor have i joined a convent. i have been eating equal parts starbursts and cafeteria food, as well as pretending that five hours of sleep is sufficient when it's not. and never will be. over the past two weeks, my knowledge of two things has grown immensely: patience and One Direction. neither of them my choice. and while we're on the subject, YOLO. because when is that not appropriate?