She's a waitress now.

If you need to know anything about

hearty hand-cut steaks,

fall-off-the-bone ribs,

made from scratch sides,

homemade bread,

or legendary margaritas,

I'm your girl.

On my way home after my shift where I learned how to wait tables and recite the menu,

I sang show tunes in my car at the top of my lungs and thought about how I might have secret dreams of hitting it big in showbiz. 

I'm a walking country western song.