Since you're hardly a stranger to this blog, why not add one more post to the archives, just to keep things interesting? While this is a twist in the story that I did not see coming, and I sort of hate that you know how I felt about your one dimple once upon a time, I'm glad that we're weird friends.
Thanks for reading. You are now in on all of my little secrets. Congratulations.
And here is a fantastic picture of you, published on the internet, to make you feel at least half as bizarre as I've felt tonight.
Love, the writer of this blog.