I'm not poetic enough to recap my entire year.
This pathetic attempt at a blog post is all you're getting.
And I won't apologize, because I'm not sure anyone cares about anything I have to say, anyway.
This New Year's Eve, I decided to join the party by drinking fluorescent liquid and using drugs.
It's all absolutely against my will, and with the Niquill I just swallowed, I'll be asleep pre-celebration.
Also, you should know how much I hate Mucinex.
Geez, I am a good time.
In other news,
I've seen Les Miserables twice in three days.
And the Marius-Cosette-Eponine love triangle has always been my most favorite part of the story.
Happy New Year.