sometimes my brother calls me a fat-head.
but he also lets me sleep in his spare bedroom during finals week, get caught up on his tivo while he's at work, gives me discounts at the OG, and invites me over for sunday dinner. we still play hide and seek in the basement, and he willingly participates in pool games. he likes the bachelor and hot rod; he is well-rounded. he speaks french, but also sometimes turns into a man who hails from mexico. it is his birthday today. he's turning 25. and i don't blame you if you're jealous because he's not your brother.
happy birthday, jakey! love you!