June 18, 2011

when faced with a decision,

never choose freddie and emma over ryan and blake. you will be severely disappointed when teen drinking and shot morale become your reality, rather than comic book characters and mr. reynolds, himself.

if you choose {unwisely} to steer yourself directly down such a path of destruction, inhale some eucalyptus spearmint bubble bath, throw on your "mind the gap" t-shirt, and snuggle up to a beagle.

all bitter feelings towards low budget films will slip soundly into the outskirts of your dreams, and you can wait another week to see the green lantern.

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