October 24, 2012

things i'll never say, volume II

"WHERE did you get those leather pants?!"
"it's cool, dad. i think i'll just sit this trip out."
"i wish i could be more like michelle obama."
"the 'b' word... hardly a term of endearment."
"when is nikki minaj going to come out with a new CD? because i am ready."
"take your time walking across the crosswalk."
"your new boyfriend is way cuter than the one who looked like jacob black and offered to help me with my laundry."
"you pay 25 cents for a water from mcdonalds? that is such a waste of money."
"apostrophes were made for the letter S. in all cases."
"cafe rio puts enough pork in their tacos."

1 comment:

  1. Did they put lights on those stupid campus crosswalks? I was tempted on more than one occasion to hit the herds of thoughtless aggies who don't even bother to look both ways.

    And they never put enough pork, that's why we started going to Costa Vida's Taco Tuesday. More pork for your money.

    Also, is it weird that I'm jealous of your problems?

    Finally, if you get done with finals early pleeeease come to graduation on December 14th. Or assignment night on November 30th. Love you!


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